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Lemonade – You Suck at Cooking (episode 91)

Refreshing lemonade, also known as sweet and sour juice, is great because you only need three ingredients: a pitcher, a glass, and lemonade. ([email protected] intro song) We’re gonna start by slicing the lemons in half. And if you don’t have one of those lemon squeezy whatchamacallit, yeppity-doodad thingamajigs, you can instead use a four-prong lemon juicer. Just work that in there and demolish the lemon’s natural juice retention system, until you make acid rain. The nice thing about the four-prong lemon juicer is you can really work that pulp out. And anyone who knows anything about anything knows that maximum pulp is the best amount of pulp. (echoes of molasses) If you don’t like pulp, you’re a tool, or someone who prefers smooth things. (echoes of coffee filters) You can also roll a lemon on the counter firmly until you explode all the insi— Whoops! So roll it slightly less hard than that and then prick it with your meat thermometer, and squirt it out like you’re milking a cow. So juicy! Also, don’t forget to scrape out those seeds. If you need more torque on the fork, you can tape a wangjangler crosswise to create a wang-cross-jangle-wiser, which really gives you a lot of leverage. (clang) Just use as many lemons as you need until you have around one cup of juice. (crash) This took me around four lemons. It’ll probably take your around five or six lemons just based on strength and technique and… ability to make lemon juice. Then you want to add a cup of water to a— Whoops! You want to heat up a cup of water with a cup of sugar until the sugar becomes transparent enough that you can see right through it, but not so transparent that you can taste right through it. Then we’ll use the power of gravity to add the lemon juice to the pitcher. Then we’ll add around four cups of triple distilled mason water. Then we’ll add the sugar water, which doesn’t need to be mason distilled since it was purified with heat and sweet. Now with five or six cups total water, this makes a nice strong lemonade. Tart and sweet. You can add up to two more cups of water if you’re new to lemonade and can’t handle it. Or you can throw in some ice cubes if you have a thing for refreshing, glacial-infused lemonade. Or, maybe you had the foresight to make lemonade cubes. That’s what the pros do. This makes your lemonade maximum cold and maximum strong. If you want to add a fancy twist, you can squeeze in some fresh ginger for gingerade. Or you can add in some cayenne pepper to make barbecue lemonade. (slurp) I don’t know what the right amount is, but I know that was too much. And because lemon has preservative qualities, if you squeeze a bit of lemon juice onto the top of your lemonade, it will stay fresh in the fridge for several days. (music plays) ♫ Oh lemonade ♫ ♫ Show us the way ♫ ♫ I know a place where you belong ♫ ♫ and it’s called my face ♫ ♫ Oh lemonade ♫ ♫ You taste amay-zing ♫ ♫ Your praises every day ♫ ♫ cuz I gotta have that lemonade ♫ ♫ Oh lemonade ♫ ♫ You are so tasty ♫ ♫ you up and knock you down my open mouth ♫ ♫ Oh God yeah ♫ ♫ LEMONADE! ♫ ♫ Also, I wrote a book ♫ ♫ There’s a link below ♫ ♫ GOOD-BYE! ♫

Randall Smitham



  1. You Suck At Cooking Posted on June 25, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    If you’re against videos, I wrote a book for you: 

  2. Vixx Celacea Posted on July 15, 2019 at 10:09 pm

    So, this is Binging with Basic? Or How to Babish? Subscribed.

  3. PkGam Posted on July 15, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    Always wear protective goggles with working with acidic fruit. Especially using the methods demonstrated here.

  4. DAVID ROSSI Posted on July 16, 2019 at 5:08 am

    Lemenaid is hot Garbo!

  5. DAVID ROSSI Posted on July 16, 2019 at 5:09 am

    Limeaid is the BIZNASS!!!

  6. Plz don’t click Posted on July 16, 2019 at 11:59 pm

    The best cooking channel on YouTube

  7. Alex Flynn Posted on July 17, 2019 at 4:05 am

    I dont like the texture of pulp or alot of other things

  8. Dead Roach Posted on July 17, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    what about mint

  9. Dylan Ruegg Posted on July 17, 2019 at 10:59 pm

    I did half lemon, half lime juice. Still quality

  10. mybeeisbuzzing Posted on July 18, 2019 at 6:58 am

    why is this on my recommended-

  11. S&S AMERICA Posted on July 18, 2019 at 10:10 pm

    The Flash season 4 anyone, also I hate pulp and I'm not a tool

  12. Jake Machado Posted on July 18, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    I accadentally used the force of light to get the lemon juice into the pitcher and now I'm blind

  13. T SexyRexy Posted on July 19, 2019 at 2:56 am

    Man hope you didn't have any cuts on your hands.

  14. BACK IN THE KITCHEN Posted on July 19, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    I’ve never thought to call it sweet and sour juice 😂😂 that makes SO much sense ! I’m using this from now on hahaha

  15. Ying the Eevee Posted on July 20, 2019 at 8:49 am

    "idk what the right amount is but i know that was too much"
    also that kitty

  16. Seungjae . L Posted on July 20, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    how many pets does this guy have?

  17. You Must Be Bored. Posted on July 21, 2019 at 3:39 am

    Or, you can skip the first step and go buy a bottle of straight lemon juice.

  18. Floofboye Posted on July 21, 2019 at 4:37 am

    I love these videos

  19. alysha montoya Posted on July 21, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    you get me mad

  20. Circuit Sparcs Posted on July 22, 2019 at 1:42 am

    Damn, I’m a tool.

  21. camilo rojas Posted on July 22, 2019 at 3:00 am

    Omg best b day gift for my self pre ordering now!!!

  22. Fabian Hernandez Posted on July 22, 2019 at 4:25 am

    “All you need is 3 ingredients…..
    A pitcher , glass, and lemonade”

    Had me dying!

  23. The Tyttuutface Posted on July 22, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    It's very impressive that you apply enough torque to the forque.

  24. River chicken Gang Posted on July 23, 2019 at 2:24 am

    Icecrem cake

  25. Jenny Zhao Posted on July 25, 2019 at 1:39 am

    Congrats on getting chicks.

  26. Soldato Posted on July 25, 2019 at 6:51 am

    the lemonade guy from the duck song ain't got shit on this fool

  27. Basic Biss Posted on July 28, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    mind he cant mess this up

  28. C. ROXAS Posted on July 28, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    I can't stop laughing: "Lemon squeezing-watchamacallit-yeppity-dothat-thingmajigs" dude i might know you from Babish but damn if i learned how to make awesome lemonade and got a big laugh for my troubles. Thanks.

  29. Liam Qasim Samin Posted on July 29, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    My parents often grill lemons to make it easier to squeeze it out

  30. Daydream_Chck 11 Posted on July 30, 2019 at 5:58 am


    Wtf is correct my friend

  31. Edgar K Posted on July 30, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    This video was so funny Thanks! Its the first video of you I am seeing and I am not disappointed 😁

  32. Potato Plush Boi Posted on July 31, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    Song starts at 2:32

  33. Varnika Bhadoriya Posted on July 31, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    @02:25 If you squeeze lemon juice in diluted lemon juice(lemonade), it will stay fresh lol 😕😂😂😂😂

  34. Joshatron Posted on July 31, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    I want a wangcrossjanglewiser

  35. Gábor .Gáspár Posted on July 31, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    How many friggin animals do you have and when can i move into your house to play with them all day?

  36. Flynn Jones Posted on July 31, 2019 at 11:03 pm

    So many references

  37. Money Gods Posted on August 1, 2019 at 1:05 am

    Casual flex at the end

  38. TGGeko Posted on August 1, 2019 at 3:04 am

    My gravity is off today. can I use something else to add the lemons to the pitcher?

  39. royalz Posted on August 2, 2019 at 7:05 am

    You’re the only person who can make a 3 minute video about lemonade even though the last minute is a song about lemonade

  40. FASTBLADER Posted on August 2, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    2:05, extra protein!

  41. Matthew Holtz Posted on August 3, 2019 at 5:39 am

    I like to think that he lives in a dream world where he has fifty dogs and twenty cats with little chicks put in here and there

  42. Mohammed Ali Posted on August 3, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    we defiantly need these three ingredients 🙂

  43. Holgast Posted on August 4, 2019 at 2:01 am

    Add cayenne to everything? …Go on.

  44. SandyFish Posted on August 4, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    "I know a place where you belong and it's called my face" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  45. Fabiha Amin Posted on August 6, 2019 at 10:24 pm

    How's he's so funny ?

  46. Fabiha Amin Posted on August 6, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    He makes a song for very vid

  47. James Bardroy Posted on August 7, 2019 at 9:46 pm

    -chickens, probably

  48. Call me Julia ._. Posted on August 7, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    3:04 That was Perfect.

  49. guy feri Posted on August 8, 2019 at 7:30 am

    Nice you have 3 chicks 3 cats and 2 dogs

  50. Bristi Majumdar Posted on August 9, 2019 at 7:55 am

    2:33– Oh look baby chicks !
    2:43– Oh…look…baby cat !
    2:53– Oh look baby….WTF is this even legal ?
    That's too many baby animals in one video.

  51. Edgar Agramonte Posted on August 11, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    Throws lemon at ashes

  52. Adam Acevedo Posted on August 11, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    Sugar water aka Simple Syrup

  53. Gwendolyn Lowery Posted on August 12, 2019 at 7:33 pm

    I had a chick
    It's almost an adult so It's a teen
    It's names is daisy because it's a girl
    I wanted a boy so i could call it Cornelius
    The color is white
    I have 5 chickens
    Way more before until a raccoon killed most of them

  54. OverFallen Posted on August 14, 2019 at 3:46 am

    I deeply regret watching him milk a lemon thats the worst thing ive ever seen.

  55. Robloxian Gamer Posted on August 14, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    I really want those chicks

    So i can fuck them

  56. Frost Dragon Posted on August 15, 2019 at 10:16 pm

    this guy is a fucking genius

  57. Potenti4l Posted on August 16, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    3:03 the chick screams lemonade 😂

  58. IcertzYT Posted on August 17, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    HowToBasic in beyond

  59. Keanu Posted on August 17, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    In the UK lemonade is Sprite or 7up

  60. Ghalaghor McAllistor Posted on August 17, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    Do you use home-grown glasses and a wild pitcher or are store bought ok too?

  61. 9567 Gamer Posted on August 17, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    You should get a Spotify.

  62. AWS Chan Posted on August 18, 2019 at 1:49 am

    Yeah just get out your wangcrossjanglewiser

  63. Lauren -Lo- Thomas Posted on August 18, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    I just made some with this recipe and it's DELICIOUS! I love lemonade. Added some pluot syrup for some extra flavor

  64. Shrek Thanos with 30000 Subscribers Posted on August 23, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    sweet and sour juice actually killed me

  65. DavidXlte 01234 Posted on August 24, 2019 at 3:59 pm


  66. Ying the Eevee Posted on August 26, 2019 at 6:35 am

    didn't even save the carcasses to suck out the juice that's left…so wasteful.

  67. Gage Pendergast Posted on August 27, 2019 at 5:49 am

    Besides the whole mint chocolate thing in the caramel apples episode, me and you could be best friends. Like a cooler Tenacious D that makes great food. We would be the called the Pesto Bros 4 Lyfe

  68. Kashif Posted on September 3, 2019 at 1:45 am


  69. lian invidiado Posted on September 3, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    I love your content never dull moment.

  70. Magical_Potato Posted on September 7, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    I have a feeling he fosters animals or something

  71. LawriLuvsLemonade Posted on September 8, 2019 at 3:35 am

    0:38 Looks like I'm a tool

  72. makaan1932 Posted on September 8, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    You watched a lot of Rick of Morty, didnt you

  73. CC Room Posted on September 8, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    has never heard anyone call lemonade sweet and sour juice

  74. Chols Posted on September 10, 2019 at 1:31 am

    2:04 why everyone's ignoring this

  75. Marc Ju-Yi Huang Posted on September 11, 2019 at 5:52 am

    S O J U I C Y

  76. Lara Larimar Posted on September 12, 2019 at 2:19 am

    Bold of you to assume I don’t like my own homemade lemonde…

  77. Story_Tape_81 Posted on September 14, 2019 at 5:06 am

    You make my fucking brain hurt…

  78. MansonYT Posted on September 15, 2019 at 11:00 pm

    Just take some lemon and some ade and smash em together

  79. aditi srivastava Posted on September 19, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    I like how you really love soft activities like gardening, cooking, taking care of pets, music n still be a badass creative who breaks the rules. I wish I could date u 😁❤️

  80. Dragonsprinkles Posted on September 27, 2019 at 9:32 pm

    Black Chick: LEMONADE
    Brown Chick: WTF

  81. Lacoulas 555 Posted on September 28, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    Ohhh he lives on a farm

  82. GiggleMeBlaH BlaH Posted on September 28, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    You’re videos make me smile :))
    Thank you~

  83. MartP Posted on September 29, 2019 at 1:09 pm

    So juicy reference oof

  84. an alias Posted on October 1, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    love how he still keeps the coffee filters from the quesadilla video at 0:41

  85. idon'twantgoogleplus Posted on October 1, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    It still baffles me that us-american lemonade is non-bubbly.

  86. Alexandra Bakly Posted on October 2, 2019 at 12:07 am

    I want him to release an album xD

  87. Jacobs * Posted on October 2, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    My baby chicks were use to cats because of my cat but then my neighbors cat came and ate one of them I came out to late and it ran off with it in its mouth

  88. Doggo Dom Posted on October 3, 2019 at 1:26 am

    And if you want to be rebellious and cool, you can make Limeade
    And if you wanna be adventurous, you can make Lemon-Limeade

  89. Max Ellis Posted on October 5, 2019 at 1:06 am

    Best outro video, dunno about the song, my brain overloaded with cuteness.

  90. Porterness Studio Posted on October 5, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    Where has this been all my life? My world is now complete.

  91. League of Moments Posted on October 12, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    I tried putting soda water as well cause my brother wanted it a bit fizzy and it worked kinda. I'm now waiting for it to cool in the fridge

  92. ash rein Posted on October 13, 2019 at 8:21 am

    I needed this today you have known idea

  93. PENO 5: The Last Stand Posted on October 21, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you live on a farm. That's how you have all of these animals and shiii

  94. Person of marshmallow Posted on October 21, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    Where do you get these cute animals????

  95. Some Random Sock Posted on October 24, 2019 at 5:06 am

    The songs he does at the end of his videos give me strong Lemon Demon vibes.
    aha that's funny. Lemon Demon, and this video is a video about l-

  96. iSmartMan1 Posted on October 25, 2019 at 3:15 am

    The continuity is strong in this episode